ME Ex-Cut Destoy Ending (Ninja Blade Version)

The rough version:

The harbinger attacks and injured Shepard and his team. While Shepard is trying painfully to reach his love interest, (scumbag) Harbinger is preparing to deliver the final (blow) laser on the team. When everything seems lost, a (wild) secret team member, Ken Ogawa II appears to save the day! He unsheathes his (legendary) ninja blade, and cut the harbinger laser. After Shepard's romantic and tearful conversation with his LI and fav member in the moment of breather, Ken rushes Shepard to the beam, with him protecting the injured man from husks, a marauder and harbinger.

<At this part, Ninja Blade theme song plays>
As Shepard made it to the beam, Ken begins his battle with harbinger. After presenting his epic ninja skills to the overgrown metal squid, Ken delivers one of his (Legen-wait for it-dary) Todome' to it and ends it's miserable tyrannical life. After put the giant beast to rest, Ken enters the beam only to find that Shepard and Anderson are in a pickle by TIM. Luckily, TIM do not sense his presence (due to Ken's awesome skills), and with his ninja sense, Ken unleashes his (flawless) Ninjutsu. Ken's well timed Ninjutsu-imbued shuriken decapitates TIM without causing any mortal harm to Shepard and Anderson.

After pressing some buttons on the computer, the three are brought to the upper platform of choice. After (stupid) explanation from the ghost kid, and as both Shepard and Anderson are ready to make the choice to save the galaxy, Ken stops both of them and tell them that there is another way: The perfect way. After some explanations from Ken, both men agree and leave the platform. Ken prepares himself and readies his ninja blade, while the ghost kid keeps on taunting him. Unleashing his ninja sense, Ken rushes to the center and jump into the pit. With his crimson ninja blade, Ken dives into the center of the station, to plunge the crimson blade into the core. As he is nearing to the core, he is confronted with the physical manifestation of the ghost kid, which is now no longer a kid, but a cyborg beard man. The manifestation is a cyborg copy of Kanbe Ogawa, and in this form, the catalyst possesses skills parallel to Ken's. An epic (ninja style) air battle commences.

Even though the catalyst shows only the best ninjutsu skills, Ken's are beyond flawless. And with that, The catalyst finally succumbs to defeat with Ken demonstrating the same Todome', used by his predecessor in defeating Kanbe Ogawa, on the cyborg. The crimson blade pierces through the heart of the cyborg, and plunge into the core of the station. Blood Red energy erupts and engulfs the previous green energy. The red blood energy stream is shot through all the mass relays and resonating to all planets in the galaxy. Every time a mass relay is hit by the blood red energy, a giant Japanese symbol appears on that mass relays, with a different symbol for each relays. When all relays are hit and symmbols appear, the create a galactic wide ninjutsu formation that is read: "Rin Byo To Sha Kai Zin Retsu Zai Zen". It is actually a Todome'! called: Demon Purging Style: Heaven Cleansing Wheel!. As the energy streams resonates through all the galaxy, every reapers and reapers' breed, in land and space, are immediately evaporated, living only bloody mist. Even though this energy mist are harmful to reapers, other lifeforms are completely unharmed by them, including geths (and EDI).

As the mist subsides, the survivors of this terrible war in london, Thessia, Tuchanka, Palaven, and other planets, rise from their covers and witness that the sun in their respective planets rises gloriously. The battle is won (and everyone is cheering in joy).

With the news of victory resounding everywhere in space and in land, Shepard's LI (helmet girl) rushes out from the medic camp in London while the Vakarian tries to stop her (with no luck) from going out (both of them in patches and bandages). Outside, she meets all of the normandy team (yeah, there is EDI holding Joker too) asking if they see the man she loves. All of them bow their head down and avoid to look her in the eyes. She is about to drop to her knees and weeps. But then she sees from the distance, on the top of the rubbles ahead of the camp, a siluet of an injured man, holding another injured man on his shoulder. She knows on that moment that he is the very same man that she loves for eternity. It is him, it's got to be him. The rest of the squad look at the same direction too. And as they see his face even though still covered in blood, bruises and ashes, they all rush to him, with the LI rushes to him head first to his chest. She hugs him, weeps and yanks her helmet off to kiss him, her immune system is the last thing she cares about now. The rest of the squad follow suit (minus kissing) in hugging and cheering. Their commander is victorious and alive. The wounded Admiral is taken by the (muscular) Vega, and he, too is cheering for the commander. Everyone is calling his name, in land and space, human or aliens. He is finally won. The Reapers are finally gone.

As everyone is cheering and hugging him, Shepard can't help himself but wonder if his (secret) team member that helped him in the station survives. As he turns his vision to the sun behind him, he sees a man in the distance, standing on the top of the one of the tall half destroyed building. His finger is locked in a ninja formation fists. Shepard shouts the man's name. His LI asks him what's wrong. As he points for his friend to the man in the distance, the man was no longer there. Shepard relents and replies to his friends: "Nope, nothing's wrong.", and starts walking together to the camp, where a heroic welcome is already prepared for him and his friends.

The man in the distance suddenly appears again, as he watches his commander and his friends walks away. The ninja swings his fingers to the air, making an outline of a Cross in the air, and said: "Be at peace, brother.". As the words end, the man vanishes in the thin air.

<The rest of the epilogue is up to your imagination, people>